FUNNY SCRIPTURES

FUNNY SCRIPTURESIsaiah 28:20
The bed is too short to stretch out on,
the blanket too narrow to wrap around you.

Mark 14:51-52
A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, 52 he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.

John 21:7
Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.

. . . . . He could not be caught swimming naked.

2 Kings 9:30
Jezebel Killed
30 Then Jehu went to Jezreel. When Jezebel heard about it, she put on eye makeup, arranged her hair and looked out of a window.

Ha ha ha!

No wonder eye make up and hair do have been associated with “Jezebelism” in the earlier days.

. . . . She would not dare die looking ugly

DARE NOT ROCK UP IN HELL WITHOUT MAKE UP

HA HA HA. It could make an interesting sermon title “The last make up before hell”

WOW TALK ABOUT PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD

Amos 4:12
“Therefore this is what I will do to you, Israel,
and because I will do this to you, Israel,
prepare to meet your God.”

The preparation must be inside

The rich fool prepared economically only

Jezebel prepared only externally facially

THE PROPHET OF BEER

Micah 2:11
If a liar and deceiver comes and says,
‘I will prophesy for you plenty of wine and beer,’
that would be just the prophet for this people!

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